Creators: Jordan Ross Schindler, Lindsey Rosin and Roger Kumble
Directors: Jonathan O’Boyle
Irresistible, high-camp and packed full of 90’s bangers Cruel Intentions: The Musical is a fun, nostalgia-fueled adaptation of the cult classic film, packed with iconic pop hits and dripping with the same seductive charm. The production absolutely nails the aesthetic, with an impressively palatial set design by Polly Sullivan and an equally brilliant lighting plot created by Nick Richings that brings the world of Manhattan’s elite to life in grand fashion. Every scene feels stylish and immersive, making it easy to get lost in the drama.
That said, while the soundtrack undeniably packs in the pop, the way the songs are woven into the story often feel a little tenuous. Some numbers slide in seamlessly, heightening the emotion of the moment, while others feel shoehorned in simply to tick a box on the ‘90s playlist. Perhaps (as the guffaws from the audience in the packed out Opera House show us this evening) this is intentional. It’s entertaining, but at times, the integration of music and narrative feels more forced than organic.

Still, the show delivers exactly what it promises: a scandalous, high-energy trip down memory lane. If you’re a fan of the movie or the music of the era, it’s hard not to have a good time. An evocative. opulent and slightly awkward ride, this zany little offering from Bill Kenwright productions will most certainly divide the room but it makes for a glorious, campy-fun evening.
The young cast have energy in abundance. Look out for them; they all have bright theatrical futures ahead of them. Particular kudos to Lucy Carter as the gloriously geeky Cecile and Will Callan as the devilishly charming Sebastian.
Watch out for the incredible 90’s megamix during the curtain call. In sum, this show is not to be taken too seriously. It isn’t going to set the world on fire but it’s impossible to resist. Take it for what it is and you’ll have a ball.
Runs until 22nd February 2025 then touring.

